Twat Twit

            I've created another monster in my attempt to penetrate the blogosphere. As you can see, with me, innuendo never gets old, and I'll be sharing that and other lechery on my brand spankin' new twitter account.
         

This was the dirtiest image I could find of Twitter....Actually, it's not at all, but I'm trying to keep the images on this blog somewhat PG.

         I'm a word exhibitionist. Truly, I have to put a significant amount of effort into not oversharing constantly. Sometimes friends have to jump in lest I become a complete social pariah.

           But Twitter will love me despite my vulgar proclamations! And it'll love me even without makeup on, and it'll bring me soup when I'm sick, and it'll understand that when I mutter 'I want a collar' I don't mean for the dog.

           And you all, hopefully, will love me too. Because lord knows I can't stay mum about my porn stash (porn 'stache?) forever.

Porn stash.

Porn 'stache.

PS I got my very first post comment today, and I practically jizzed with joy (note: people get uncomfortable when I say that too). Thank you, anonymous reader, for validating my existence! You truly made my day.